Stranger Things Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Vintage Shirt
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Stranger Things Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Vintage Shirt
A Retro Sci-Fi Mashup of Intergalactic Proportions
Why settle for one fandom when you can combine two of the greatest sci-fi universes into one epic design? This shirt brilliantly fuses the nostalgic 80s horror vibe of Stranger Things with the classic catchphrase from Star Trek. The phrase “Beam Me Up, This Place Sucks” is emblazoned across the chest, capturing the feeling of teenage angst and the desire to escape the Upside Down—or just a boring Monday at work. The graphic features a vintage-style UFO or transporter beam illuminating a group of friends, rendered in a grainy, black-and-white aesthetic that screams retro cool.
The design cleverly plays on the “vacation from hell” trope, making it perfect for anyone who feels a bit alienated by the real world. The distressed font and high-contrast imagery give it the look of a thrift store find from 1985, adding to its vintage authenticity. It is a conversation piece for geeks, gamers, and binge-watchers alike. Whether you are fighting Demogorgons or just fighting traffic, this shirt is your distress signal to the galaxy. It is witty, stylish, and deeply relatable for anyone who has ever just wanted to leave the planet for a little while.
Escape the mundane and teleport into style—order your Stranger Things Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Vintage Shirt immediately!. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
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