Life’s A Shithouse Den Perry Christmas Shirt
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Life’s A Shithouse Den Perry Christmas Shirt
For those who appreciate a dose of raw, unvarnished reality with their holiday cheer, the Life’s a Shithouse Den Perry Christmas Shirt is your ultimate festive rebellion. This shirt is a brilliant subversion of traditional Christmas sentiment, offering a darkly humorous take on the holiday season that resonates with anyone who’s experienced the less-than-perfect side of life. The design cleverly juxtaposes a cozy, seemingly innocent Christmas aesthetic with the blunt, iconic phrase “Life’s a Shithouse,” attributed to the legendary Den Perry. Imagine a scene that feels warm and inviting – perhaps a subtle festive pattern, a minimalist depiction of a snowy landscape, or a classic Christmas motif – but with the powerful, unpretentious statement front and center. This shirt champions authenticity over saccharine sweetness, appealing to those who find humor in life’s absurdities and prefer a genuine laugh to forced cheer. The artwork is clean and impactful, ensuring the message is delivered with clarity and a punch. Crafted from premium, soft cotton, this long-sleeve Christmas shirt provides exceptional comfort and warmth, perfect for chilly winter evenings. The fabric is gentle against the skin, and the durable print ensures that both the design and the message remain crisp and vibrant, standing up to repeated wear and wash cycles. Its relaxed fit makes it ideal for layering or wearing on its own, suitable for casual holiday gatherings, anti-Christmas parties, or simply expressing your true feelings from the comfort of your home. This is more than just a Christmas shirt; it’s a badge of honor for the cynics, the realists, and anyone who understands that sometimes, a good laugh is the best way to get through the holidays.
Celebrate the Realities of the Season with the Life’s a Shithouse Den Perry Christmas Shirt! Grab yours now and wear your truth this Christmas!. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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| Apparel, Mug | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
| Fleece Blanket | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Quilt Blanket/Bedding Set | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Mask/Neck Gaiter | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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