Its Not Gonna Suck Itself Christmas Tee
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Its Not Gonna Suck Itself Christmas Tee
Naughty Holiday Humor for the Bold Jester
Inject some risqué humor into your holiday season with a design that is sure to be the talk of the Christmas party. This shirt features a classic festive icon—the red and white striped candy cane—but twists the wholesome imagery with a double entendre that is strictly for adults. The text “It’s not Gonna Suck Itself” is written in a whimsical, flowing script that mimics traditional holiday greeting cards, creating a hilarious contrast between the innocent font and the suggestive message.
The graphic of the candy cane is detailed with realistic shading, giving it a glossy, sugary appearance that looks good enough to eat. This design is the ultimate choice for “Ugly Christmas Sweater” parties where the goal is to shock and amuse. It breaks the monotony of boring snowflakes and reindeer, offering a fresh, comedic take on festive apparel. Perfect for the class clown or the friend who loves pushing boundaries, this shirt guarantees laughs and blushes in equal measure.
Get ready to be the life of the holiday party and buy the Its Not Gonna Suck Itself Christmas Shirt right now!. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
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| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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