Cookies Only Lactose Intolerant Santa Claus Tee
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Cookies Only Lactose Intolerant Santa Claus Tee
Hilarious Holiday Humor for the Modern Santa
Rewrite the rules of Christmas Eve with this laugh-out-loud funny design. We all know the tradition: milk and cookies for Santa. But what if St. Nick has a sensitive stomach? This shirt features a jolly, cartoon Santa Claus making a “stop” gesture to a glass of milk while enthusiastically pointing to a pile of delicious cookies. The bold red text screams “COOKIES ONLY!! LACTOSE INTOLERANT,” making it clear that Santa is strictly dairy-free this year.
This is the perfect shirt for anyone with dietary restrictions who wants to poke a little fun at themselves, or just for someone who appreciates a goofy holiday joke. The graphic is bold and colorful, with a caricature style that appeals to all ages. It’s a fantastic icebreaker for holiday parties and a comfortable choice for lounging around the house while eating your own dairy-free treats. The black background makes the red and white graphics stand out sharply. Give the gift of laughter this season with a shirt that updates Santa’s diet for the 21st century.
Save Santa’s stomach and buy the Cookies Only Lactose Intolerant Santa Claus Shirt today!. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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