As Long As I Have A Face You’ll Have A Toilet T-shirt
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As Long As I Have A Face You’ll Have A Toilet T-shirt
Inject some subversive humor into your wardrobe with the “As Long As I Have A Face You’ll Have A Toilet T-Shirt.” This design brilliantly blends an iconic, retro aesthetic with a surprisingly witty and slightly audacious statement. The graphic features a classic illustration of a distinguished-looking man, perhaps a politician or a historical figure, rendered in a vintage, almost propaganda-poster style. His facial features are exaggerated yet recognizable, conveying a sense of authority or self-importance. The choice of a sepia tone or muted color palette further enhances the old-school vibe, giving the impression of a rediscovered artifact from a bygone era. Overlaid or accompanying this traditional image is the unexpected and hilariously irreverent phrase: “AS LONG AS I HAVE A FACE YOU’LL HAVE A TOILET.” This juxtaposition creates an immediate comedic effect, turning a serious or formal image into a vehicle for a playful, sarcastic, and undeniably memorable punchline. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks conversations and elicits double-takes, perfect for those who appreciate dry wit and a touch of the absurd. The typography for the slogan is likely bold and clear, ensuring the joke lands effectively. This shirt is ideal for casual wear, social gatherings, or any occasion where you want to showcase your unique sense of humor and challenge conventions. Crafted for comfort, it’s a fun way to express a personality that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Ready to make a statement that’s both clever and comical? Add the “As Long As I Have A Face You’ll Have A Toilet T-Shirt” to your collection and let your wardrobe do the talking!. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
| Product Category | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
| Fleece Blanket | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Quilt Blanket/Bedding Set | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Mask/Neck Gaiter | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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