We Are Just Raccoons Eating Expired Bagels In Gods Parking Lot Shirt
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We Are Just Raccoons Eating Expired Bagels In Gods Parking Lot Shirt
.We Are Just Raccoons Eating Expired Bagels In God’s Parking Lot Shirt
The “We Are Just Raccoons Eating Expired Bagels In God’s Parking Lot” shirt is a bold statement that resonates with anyone who’s ever felt a little out of place in this world. Let’s face it, we’re all just a bunch of scrappy, resourceful creatures trying to make the most of what life has handed us – even if that means scavenging for stale bagels in the divine’s very own parking lot.
This shirt is a rallying cry for the underdogs, the misfits, the ones who march to the beat of their own (possibly rabid) drum. It’s a reminder that no matter how absurd or precarious our circumstances may seem, we’re all in this together. We’re the raccoons, the bagel-eaters, the trespassers in God’s domain – and there’s power in owning that identity.
So why not wear this shirt with pride? Let it be a badge of honor, a middle finger to the status quo, a declaration that you refuse to conform to society’s narrow definitions of success and belonging. After all, who needs a spiritual parking spot when you’ve got stale carbs and a pack mentality? This shirt says you’re doing just fine, thank you very much..
If you’re searching for a We Are Just Raccoons Eating Expired Bagels In Gods Parking Lot Shirt that can offer both a soft feel and breathability to keep you comfortable on sweltering summer days, look no further. Don’t wait any longer, add it to your cart and experience the benefits of our 100% cotton T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
| Product Category | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
| Fleece Blanket | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Quilt Blanket/Bedding Set | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Mask/Neck Gaiter | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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