Snowman Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down Tee
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Snowman Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down Tee
Poetry for the Blunt and Beautiful
Forget Shakespeare; this is the kind of poetry that gets straight to the point. If you are tired of beating around the bush and prefer direct communication, this t-shirt is your soulmate. Parodying the classic “Roses are Red” poem, this design takes a sharp left turn into savage territory with: “Roses Are Red, Shit Is Brown, Shut The Fuck Up, And Sit The Fuck Down.” It creates a shocking contrast between a romantic opening and a brutal command.
The snowman on this shirt isn’t here to sing carols; he’s here to command the room. The illustration likely features a snowman looking stern or perhaps holding a pointer, reinforcing the command to “sit down.” It is an aggressive, funny, and incredibly satisfying shirt to wear when you feel like you are surrounded by incompetence or noise. The red and brown color references in the text can be stylistically matched in the design, making the typography visually popping against the background.
This is not a shirt for the faint of heart. It is for the bold, the loud, and the ones who run the show. Whether you wear it to a rowdy party or just around the house to establish dominance over your pets, it’s sure to get a reaction. Constructed with premium ring-spun cotton, it offers a vintage feel with a modern fit. The ink is cured into the fabric, so the rude poem won’t fade away, much like your attitude.
Unleash your inner poet and shut down the haters. Buy the Snowman Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down Tee today and command respect!. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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