Snowman Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares A Dash Of Kiss My Ass Tee
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Snowman Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares A Dash Of Kiss My Ass Tee
Embrace Your Morning Grumpiness with Style
Are you the type of person who shouldn’t be spoken to before 10 AM? Do you believe that sarcasm is the best accessory to pair with your morning brew? Then this hilarious design is crafted specifically for your wardrobe. The centerpiece features an adorably illustrated snowman, wrapped in a cozy red scarf and a festive Santa hat, holding a steaming mug. But don’t let the cuteness fool you; the text delivers a punchy, humorous recipe for the perfect beverage: a “Cup of Fuckoffee.”
The typography is designed with a vintage, distressed aesthetic that adds a rugged charm to the message. It breaks down the ingredients of your attitude: “One splash of no one cares” and “A dash of kiss my ass.” This shirt is the ultimate conversation starter—or stopper, depending on how you look at it. It perfectly encapsulates that feeling of holiday burnout or just a general disdain for early morning nonsense. Printed on high-quality, breathable fabric, this white tee ensures that the vibrant colors of the snowman and the bold black text stand out crisply, making it legible from across the room.
Whether you are attending an Ugly Christmas Sweater party and want to bring a bit of edge, or you’re just lounging at home trying to avoid your in-laws, this t-shirt offers both supreme comfort and a relatable message. The material is soft against the skin, durable enough for repeated washes, and retains its shape perfectly. It’s not just a piece of clothing; it’s a mood board for the exhausted soul.
Don’t let this mood pass you by! Click here to order your Snowman Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares A Dash Of Kiss My Ass Tee now and tell the world exactly how you take your coffee!. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
| Product Category | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
| Fleece Blanket | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Quilt Blanket/Bedding Set | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Mask/Neck Gaiter | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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