Secret Service Beefs Up Trumps Security With Squad Of Blind Midgets Meme Shirt
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Secret Service Beefs Up Trumps Security With Squad Of Blind Midgets Meme Shirt
.The Secret Service has taken unprecedented measures to enhance former President Trump’s security detail, deploying a specialized squad of blind midgets armed with meme-emblazoned t-shirts. This unorthodox move aims to provide an extra layer of protection for the former commander-in-chief, leveraging the unique capabilities of this elite team.
Insiders claim that the blind midgets have been rigorously trained in the art of stealth and meme-based intimidation tactics. Equipped with state-of-the-art technology that enhances their other senses, these diminutive agents are able to navigate their surroundings with remarkable precision, while their meme-printed shirts serve as a potent psychological weapon against potential threats.
The decision to employ this specialized security detail has been met with a mix of skepticism and intrigue from the public. Critics argue that the plan is nothing more than a publicity stunt, while supporters maintain that the Secret Service is leaving no stone unturned in its efforts to safeguard the former president.
Regardless of the public’s reaction, one thing is certain: anyone who dares to challenge the security of the former president will have to contend with the formidable might of the Secret Service’s blind midget meme squad..
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