Santa Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down Tee
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Santa Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down Tee
The Ultimate Anti-Social Holiday Poetry
Sometimes, the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by demanding a little bit of silence. The Santa Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down Tee takes the classic nursery rhyme structure and obliterates it with aggressive, hilarious profanity. The design features a Santa Claus who has clearly had enough of everyone’s nonsense, looking stern or perhaps holding a finger to his lips.
The text is the main attraction, written in a mix of elegant holiday script and harsh, bold block letters to emphasize the sudden shift from poetry to an order. It is the perfect shirt for the family member who is notoriously grumpy, or for anyone who wants to jokingly tell their friends to zip it during the holiday movie marathon. It pushes the boundaries of “ugly Christmas sweater” humor into pure, unadulterated sass.
If you have a dark sense of humor and want to shock your grandma (or make your cool uncle laugh), this is the garment for you. It’s rude, it’s crude, and it’s incredibly funny.
[Silence the noise – buy the Santa Roses Are Red Shit Is Brown Shut The Fuck Up And Sit The Fuck Down Tee today!]. T-shirt !Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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