Santa Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares A Dash Of Kiss My Ass Tee
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Santa Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares A Dash Of Kiss My Ass Tee
Serve Up Some Sarcasm for the Holidays
Let’s be honest: sometimes the holiday cheer can be a bit overwhelming, and you just need a strong cup of reality. The Santa Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares A Dash Of Kiss My Ass Tee is the perfect antidote to festive stress. This hilarious design features a gritty, perhaps slightly hungover or overworked Santa Claus, holding up a steaming mug of his “special blend.” The illustration style is bold and cartoonish, capturing the grumpy mood that many of us secretly feel amidst the chaos of Christmas shopping.
The text is the real star here, formatted like a gourmet coffee recipe but filled with pure, unfiltered attitude. It’s witty, it’s rude, and it is incredibly relatable for anyone who has ever worked in retail during December or dealt with difficult relatives. The font uses a mix of festive script and bold block letters to deliver the punchline with maximum impact. It is the ultimate “Bah Humbug” statement piece for the modern era.
Perfect for ugly sweater parties where you want to stand out, or for lounging at home when you are officially “off duty,” this shirt guarantees laughs and nods of agreement. Wear it loud and wear it proud.
[Pour yourself a fresh cup of attitude – buy the Santa Cup Of Fuckoffee One Splash Of No One Cares A Dash Of Kiss My Ass Tee now!]. T-shirt !Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
| Product Category | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
| Fleece Blanket | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Quilt Blanket/Bedding Set | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Mask/Neck Gaiter | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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