Santa Claus Im Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags Cause Im Precious Tee
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Santa Claus Im Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags Cause Im Precious Tee
Embrace the Holiday Bod with Hilarious Confidence
Forget the diet until January because Santa has the perfect excuse for you. The Santa Claus Im Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags Cause Im Precious Tee is the ultimate body-positive anthem for the festive season, wrapped in a layer of side-splitting humor. The graphic centers on a jolly, round Santa Claus, possibly patting his belly with a look of immense self-satisfaction. The design is colorful and cartoonish, capturing the merriment of Christmas with a cheeky twist.
The typography is playful and bold, ensuring the punchline lands from across the room. “God Gave Me Airbags Cause I’m Precious” is a witty retort to anyone questioning the extra holiday weight, framing it as a safety feature for a valuable cargo—you! It’s a relatable, self-deprecating joke that resonates with everyone who enjoys the cookies, the ham, and the eggnog a little too much. The shirt radiates “dad joke” energy but in the best way possible.
Soft, breathable, and forgiving, this tee is perfect for Christmas dinner when you want to go for seconds (or thirds) without judgment. Wear it and be the life of the party.
[Protect your precious self – get the Santa Claus Im Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags Cause Im Precious Tee now!]. T-shirt !Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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| Apparel, Mug | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
| Fleece Blanket | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Quilt Blanket/Bedding Set | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Mask/Neck Gaiter | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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