Pedophiles Go Feet First In The The Woodchipper Tee
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Pedophiles Go Feet First In The The Woodchipper Tee
Dark Humor with a Brutal Message of Justice
This shirt is not for the faint of heart, but for those who appreciate dark, vigilante-style humor, it makes a thunderous statement. The Pedophiles Go Feet First In The Woodchipper Tee utilizes a stark, gritty aesthetic to deliver a message about protecting the innocent that no one can misunderstand. The graphic features a vintage, almost instructional-style illustration of a woodchipper—a piece of machinery associated with hard work and, in pop culture, swift disposal. The text is laid out in a retro, bold typeface that mimics old hardware store warnings, adding a layer of irony to the aggressive sentiment.
It’s a design that channels the energy of “frontier justice” and protective instinct. The visual contrast between the mundane industrial equipment and the violent implication of the text creates a shock factor that is bound to turn heads. This tee is for the person who has a zero-tolerance policy for predators and isn’t afraid to wear their morals on their chest, quite literally. It’s edgy, controversial, and undeniably impactful.
Fabricated for comfort but designed to disturb the peace, this shirt is a conversation starter for those with a grim sense of humor and a strong moral compass. Warning: this shirt bites back.
[Make your stance crystal clear – buy the Pedophiles Go Feet First In The Woodchipper Tee right now!]. T-shirt !Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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