My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup So I Could Stare At Excel Sheets All Day Shirt
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My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup So I Could Stare At Excel Sheets All Day Shirt
.The “My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup So I Could Stare At Excel Sheets All Day” shirt is a bold statement that speaks to the absurdity of modern life. In an age where technology has transformed the way we work and live, this shirt serves as a poignant reminder of the sacrifices made by previous generations.
Think about it – your grandparents, and their grandparents before them, endured unimaginable hardships to ensure a better future for their descendants. They toiled in fields, fought in wars, and built the foundations of the world we now inhabit. And what do we have to show for it? Sitting in front of a computer, staring at endless rows of data in Excel.
The message on this shirt is a wake-up call, urging us to remember the struggles of our ancestors and to appreciate the privileges we now enjoy. It’s a call to action, challenging us to step away from the digital world and reconnect with the natural world that our forebears fought so hard to preserve.
So, the next time you’re tempted to complain about your desk job or the monotony of your daily routine, remember the “My Grandpa Climbed Out Of The Primordial Soup” shirt. Wear it with pride, and let it be a constant reminder of the sacrifices that made your comfortable existence possible..
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- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
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- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
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- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
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