Monkey My Ancestors Grew Opposable Thumbs So I Could Eat Mashed Potatoes All Day Shirt
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Monkey My Ancestors Grew Opposable Thumbs So I Could Eat Mashed Potatoes All Day Shirt
.Monkey My Ancestors Grew Opposable Thumbs So I Could Eat Mashed Potatoes All Day Shirt
Our ancestors, the mighty monkeys, evolved opposable thumbs for a reason – so we could one day enjoy the wonders of mashed potatoes. This shirt is a bold declaration of our primal connection to the simple pleasures in life.
Think about it – without those opposable thumbs, how would we have the dexterity to scoop up spoonful after spoonful of creamy, buttery mashed potatoes? It’s the pinnacle of human achievement, made possible by the tireless work of our monkey forebears.
So the next time you find yourself indulging in a heaping plate of mashed potatoes, remember to thank your monkey ancestors. Their evolutionary journey led directly to this moment of pure gastronomic bliss. Wear this shirt proudly, and let the world know that you are honoring the legacy of opposable thumbs everywhere..
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- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
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- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
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