Cia Serious As A Heart Attack Tee
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Cia Serious As A Heart Attack Tee
Vintage Spy Noir Meets Dark Humor
Step into the shadows with a shirt that exudes mystery and a touch of danger. The Cia Serious As A Heart Attack Shirt features a compelling black and white graphic that looks like it was ripped straight from a 1960s spy thriller or a classified dossier. The central figure, a suit-clad man with a stern expression and a gun, perfectly embodies the cold, hard reality of espionage.
The phrase “Serious as a heart attack” is emblazoned below, adding a layer of intense, dark humor to the visual. It’s a play on the seriousness of the agency and the high stakes of the spy game. The grainy, high-contrast aesthetic gives it an authentic retro feel, appealing to fans of history, true crime, and vintage pop culture. It’s edgy, cool, and commands attention without being overly loud. This shirt is for the person who walks into a room and owns it. It’s not just a graphic tee; it’s a mood. Whether you are a conspiracy theorist or just appreciate the noir art style, this shirt is a killer addition to your rotation.
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Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
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