Better Dead Than Red Shirt
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Better Dead Than Red Shirt
.The Perils of Wearing the Red Shirt: Why It’s Better to Be Dead Than a Redshirt
When it comes to science fiction, there’s one universal truth: if you’re wearing a red shirt, your days are numbered. The infamous “redshirt” phenomenon has become a staple of the genre, where the expendable crew members in scarlet uniforms are the first to meet their demise whenever danger arises.
This trope serves as a stark warning to any would-be adventurers – if you want to survive the mission, it’s better to be dead than don the dreaded red shirt. The red shirt has become a symbol of imminent doom, a sartorial scarlet letter that dooms its wearer to an untimely and often gruesome end.
Whether it’s being vaporized by an alien disruptor, mauled by a rampaging space monster, or succumbing to a deadly virus, the fate of the redshirt is sealed the moment they step onto the transporter pad. Their lives are cheap, their deaths mere plot devices to raise the stakes and demonstrate the perilous nature of the mission.
So heed the warning, aspiring space explorers – if you value your life, steer clear of the red shirt. It’s better to be dead than to don the colors of the doomed. The galaxy is a dangerous place, and the redshirt is a surefire way to meet your maker among the stars..
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Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
| Product Category | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
| Fleece Blanket | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Quilt Blanket/Bedding Set | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Mask/Neck Gaiter | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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