All I Want For Christmas Is Biscuits And Whores Tee
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All I Want For Christmas Is Biscuits And Whores Tee
Unapologetically Naughty Holiday Humor
Forget the silent nights and holy nights; this year, make a statement that is loud, crude, and undeniably hilarious with this bold Christmas tee. Designed for the person who is the life of the party and perhaps a little bit on the Naughty List, this shirt parodies the classic Mariah Carey holiday anthem with a twist that only the most irreverent sense of humor can appreciate. The text “All I Want For Christmas Is Biscuits And Whores” is printed in a straightforward, no-nonsense font, contrasting sharply with the festive expectations of the season. It combines the wholesome comfort of Southern food (“Biscuits”) with a shockingly blunt punchline, creating a juxtaposition that is sure to elicit gasps and guffaws in equal measure.
Visually, the design often incorporates subtle holiday elements—like a hint of festive coloring or a layout reminiscent of an “Ugly Christmas Sweater”—but the focus remains squarely on the outrageous message. It is the ultimate ice-breaker for adult-only holiday gatherings, bachelor parties during the winter season, or just for shocking your friends at the local dive bar. Made for those who reject the sugary sweetness of traditional holiday apparel, this shirt embraces the chaos and debauchery of a wild Christmas. It’s not for the faint of heart, but for the bold jokester, it’s a masterpiece of offensive comedy. Wear it with confidence, but maybe keep a jacket handy if Grandma comes over.
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Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
| Fleece Blanket | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Quilt Blanket/Bedding Set | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
| Mask/Neck Gaiter | 1 – 3 | 4 – 8 |
| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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