All I Want For Christmas Is 8 Ball And 2 Million Tee
Forget the sugar plums and candy canes; this shirt is for the person who has a very specific, very “adult” wish list this holiday season. This design takes the innocent aesthetic of a traditional knitted Christmas sweater and flips it on its head with meme-culture humor. The graphic features pixelated, 8-bit style artwork typical of retro video games or cross-stitch patterns. It depicts a cheerful, Santa-hat-wearing character alongside festive snowflakes and holiday borders, but the text tells a different story. “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS 8 BALL AND $2 MILLION” is written in a festive font, creating a hilarious juxtaposition between the wholesome holiday vibe and the chaotic, party-centric message.
The colors are a classic mix of holiday red, green, and white, ensuring it blends in at any ugly sweater party until people actually read the text. It is the ultimate icebreaker for holiday gatherings with friends who appreciate edgy humor and internet culture. Whether you are aiming to be the life of the party or just want to manifest some wealth (and a wild time) for the New Year, this shirt delivers the punchline perfectly. It is comfortable, funny, and unapologetically bold.
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Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.







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