Dan Howell Pre Pear Uranus 4 Cock Tee
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Dan Howell Pre Pear Uranus 4 Cock Tee
A Masterpiece of Internet Absurdity
If you speak the language of sarcasm, memes, and chaotic internet humor, this shirt is your ultimate uniform. This design is a visual riddle, a rebus puzzle that spells out a hilariously crude warning: a “Pear,” the planet “Uranus,” the number “4,” and a rooster (“Cock”). Put it together, and you have the iconic, edgy phrase associated with Dan Howell’s darker humor era. It is bold, colorful, and completely unapologetic.
The graphic style utilizes bright, somewhat surreal imagery that pops against the black background, drawing eyes and confusion in equal measure. It’s a litmus test for coolness—only the “in crowd” will get the joke immediately, while everyone else will stare in bewilderment. Perfect for conventions, casual hangouts, or just confusing your relatives at a family gathering, this tee is a conversation starter like no other. It celebrates the golden age of YouTube culture and the specific brand of “Phandom” chaos that fans know and love.
[Embrace the chaos—snag the Dan Howell Pre Pear Uranus 4 Cock Tee and confuse the world!]. T-shirt !Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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