Please Chew Quieter Tee
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Please Chew Quieter Tee
The Ultimate Introvert’s Plea
Finally, a shirt that speaks for everyone suffering from Misophonia or just a general annoyance with loud eaters. The “Please Chew Quieter” shirt features a beautifully elegant, vintage script that contrasts hilariously with the blunt, passive-aggressive message. Adorned with delicate floral illustrations and perhaps a vintage plate or food motif, the design looks classy from afar, only to reveal its snarky request upon closer inspection.
The juxtaposition of the polite “Please” and the aesthetic of a welcoming home sign with the irritation of the actual message is where the comedy lies. It is the perfect garment for family thanksgiving dinners, lunch breaks at the office, or movie nights where the popcorn crunching gets out of hand. It allows you to express your boundaries without having to say a word.
The design uses soft, earthy tones—creams, golds, and muted greens—giving it a “cottagecore” vibe that makes the text even more unexpected. Soft, comfortable, and relatable to millions of people, this shirt is a witty way to handle one of life’s little annoyances. ** reclaim your peace and silence by wearing the Please Chew Quieter Shirt!**. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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