Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Tee
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Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Tee
It’s Got What Plants Crave: A Cult Classic Tee
Unleash your inner fan of dystopian satire with this hilarious merchandise from the movie Idiocracy. Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator! This shirt features the bold, aggressive logo of the fictional energy drink that replaced water in the film’s absurd future. The design mimics the corporate branding seen in the movie, with jagged, “extreme” typography and a lightning bolt motif that screams “electrolytes.”
The graphic uses the signature orange and yellow color scheme of the Brawndo brand, set against a dark background to make the logo pop. It’s a fantastic inside joke for cinephiles and fans of Mike Judge’s prophetic comedy. Wearing this shirt is a signal to other fans; it immediately sparks conversations about the state of the world, the importance of electrolytes, and why you should never use water (like from the toilet).
Beyond the humor, the design has a retro sports-drink aesthetic that looks genuinely cool even if someone doesn’t get the reference immediately. It’s loud, it’s brash, and it perfectly captures the satirical essence of the film. Made with high-quality printing techniques, the logo won’t crack or fade, ensuring you can mutilate thirst for years to come. Do your part for the economy and buy the Official Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator Shirt immediately!. T-shirt !
Product details:
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Screen print graphics
- Machine washable
- Printed in USA.
- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1-3 business (3D Over Print, Swimsuit, Hawaiian Shirt within 2-6 business days).
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order anywhere in US from 4-7 business days (standard shipping) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed. For international shipments, the delivery time varies between 10-14 days.
- Shipping Cost:
- The standard shipping price is $4.99 (7-10 business days).
- Shipping 3D All Over Print is 4.99$ (7-12 business days).
- Note: Shipping Overnight and Two Days does not aply with 3D All Over Print, Swimsuit.
- Return & Exchange: If for some reasons you are not happy with your purchase, we will happily work with you to correct the problems. Items can be return/exchange and get Refund within 30 days of delivery date.
- Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number via SMS and Email so that you can track the package online.
- If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us.
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| Hawaiian Shirt, Criss Cross Tank Top | 2 – 6 | 7 – 10 |
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| Canvas | 2 – 5 | 4 – 7 |
| Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 7 – 10 |
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